weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(Source: flygoing, via elandrialore)

I have totally made the peanut butter cookies from Cupboard Love. The first time, I was shopping and my ovaries demanded that I buy these huge dark chocolate chips.  I came home and made the cookies.  They are awesome and are known as the ovary cookies now.  

daniels-gillies:

sleepy!stiles appreciation gifset 。◕‿‿◕。

(via hellasterek)

slashreport:

via Slashreport Podcast

kaffiaulait:

I DON’T KNOW WHEN I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT I KNOW SOMETHING’S STARTING RIGHT NOWWWW

kaffiaulait:

I DON’T KNOW WHEN I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT I KNOW SOMETHING’S STARTING RIGHT NOWWWW

(via bleep0bleep)

apparentlyimbucky:

#sexuality: captain america on a motorcycle. (via alwayshonestx) yes

thegeekindenial:

"Get it? ‘Cause you’re Derek and Parri-"
“Really, Stiles?”
“Hey, you have to admit that was really witty!”

(via bleep0bleep)

missatemptation:

theburningtimesofmymanhood:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stephendann:

hetagarnet:

relmarrownyiscool:

I don’t even know. I’ve been having a really bad day. Have some sharks.

THAT IS AN ORCA

Yeah, but the orca can do a killer whale impersonation

You did NOt

HAHAH

So much is right with this post and the notes…

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"Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees."

— Sir Bombalot (via seabois)

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the-spark-and-the-king:

The Sheriff is 100% done with all this supernatural crap.

(via lycantrophies)

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

(via agentotter)

Tags: misandry

doctorwho:

spaltor:

Day nineteen: What’s your favorite Doctor Who-related youtube video?

Tenth Doctor: The Musical.  You’re welcome.

Also, The Doctor Games always makes me laugh.

What’s your favorite Who-related YouTube video? 

(via megaloo)

black-nata:

when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway

image

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frenchoverture:

Those two comments made my day.

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