your canadian is showing phil (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 

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pineplapple:

pineplapple:

What is happening

help me

pineplapple:

pineplapple:

What is happening

help me

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peachybeam:

who wants to rob a bank with me

peachybeam:

who wants to rob a bank with me

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Eugene Mirman

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Eugene Mirman

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Olicity + height difference

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thedaysofforever:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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"If you’re a woman and you don’t wear enough make-up, there’s about an 85% chance that the first person you see when you leave the house will ask if you’re tired or sick…
Conversely, if some dude’s inbuilt conceal-o-meter scans your eyeliner as a millimetre thicker than the Department of Warpaint’s cat eye regulations, you’re likely to be charged with five counts of Offences Against Natural Beauty…
Part of this phenomenon is that a lot of people, and almost all men, don’t understand how make-up works. Make-up was, and still is to a large extent, one of those private self-maintenance tasks ladies perform out of male view, because putting it on openly fucks with the illusion it’s supposed to create. Traditional make-up - and especially ‘no make-up make-up’ - is supposed to make your face look ‘naturally beautiful’…
Sponging on the foundation where dudes can see messes with men’s suspension of disbelief and can even cause anger, confusion or disgust. You tricked me!, he thinks. I thought you were a natural beauty! Now I see [it was] an illusion… “If I know she wears make-up,” muses the dude, “maybe she burps and farts as well. That’s not hot at all, and women are supposed to be hot…”
Wearing ‘too much’ make-up also renders the make-up itself visible, rather than contributing to the impression of a woman’s inbuilt, effortless fuckability. It’s often connected to unbecoming displays of overt sexuality: … ‘that heavy eye shadow makes you look like a whore’…
This does open up the enticing possibility of using make-up in rebellious ways, though - playing with colour and glitter or doing a hot pink lip can make you look fantastic and repel men who expect more subtlety in make-up practice. Or you could take a more direct approach, like writing IT’S NOT FOR YOU across your cheek in green shimmer eyeliner. You go girl."

— Eleanor Robertson, "All Made Up" for FRANKIE magazine. (via ollymurmaid)

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Listen, eeames and I have been emailing and

shortfried:

mklutz:

HOT SINGLE (CAT) DAD STILES STILINSKI

Does he have strong feelings about pet food?

Does he ever! He did a lot of research because he doesn’t want one of them to have to get surgery for urinary tract issues and a lot of cat food is just awful.

professorfangirl:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

There’s progress for you.

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Listen, eeames and I have been emailing and

HOT SINGLE (CAT) DAD STILES STILINSKI

vioforte:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

image

I do not have enough

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tifferini:

Tyler Hoechlin dancing with a teacher
Hollywood Knights [3.15.14]

Do not repost/edit without permission.

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fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[HOURS OF RESEARCH SPENT ON A SINGLE LINE [Fanfic flamingo] THAT YOU CUT WHILE EDITING]

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[HOURS OF RESEARCH SPENT ON A SINGLE LINE [Fanfic flamingo] THAT YOU CUT WHILE EDITING]

martybiron:

Welcome to Rangerstown “At Home With Henrik” [x]

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