Anonymous said: i just started season 3 of teen wolf, can you tell me in which epsiode Stiles realize that he is gay?
season 1 episode 1
it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here
imagine what stiles must look like to the other kids at beacon hills high. like he thinks that everyone thinks he’s just a loser, but they’re actually just really intimated by him?
"that’s stiles stilinski. one time he actually kidnapped the captain of the lacrosse team. and sometimes he shows up to school with all sorts of bruises cuts. and he’s always being questioned by the police. im pretty sure he’s dating that scary guy with the leather jacket. i think they’re in a gang."
#’i don’t know what he did to lydia martin but she talks to him now’#’i think he threatened her’#’remember they went to that dance together last year and she was in the hospital and then ran around the woods for a couple days?’#’pretty sure he hypnotized her or something’#from an outsider’s perspective stiles is terrifying (x)
#’i heard he attacked a bunch of people at the hospital’#’didn’t he break that lahey kid out of prison’#’i heard he killed allison argent’#’my friend saw him with the blueprints to the bank. i think he was planning on robbing it’#’i heard he killed one of those new twins too’#’the one lydia was dating?’#’yeah’#’maybe he was jealous then’#’that stilinski kid is a murderer. don’t mess with him’ (x)
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
I have totally made the peanut butter cookies from Cupboard Love. The first time, I was shopping and my ovaries demanded that I buy these huge dark chocolate chips. I came home and made the cookies. They are awesome and are known as the ovary cookies now.