reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

(Source: cis-phobia, via jebiwonkenobi)

homosexual-titan:

ratchet-heichou:

ratchet-heichou:

what do you call your upperclassman who likes math

sen3.14

FUCK THIS JOKE

(via eeames)

Tags: omg puns

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

image

(via wildandwild)

kissthefuture:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report


#i must have missed this episode of hannibal

kissthefuture:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

(Source: bobasprite, via megaloo)

Staygoldkanerboy: #oh my god what a beautiful piece of dialogue#what a…#GEM#/puts on sunglasses#wait is it supposed to be#/takes off sunglasses#?#i’m confused i never watched that show

(Source: wulfriciceberg, via staygold-kanerboy)

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

(via eeames)

saltwatertherapy:

otterbatch:

onedirectionstraighttohell:littleliesl:


“My parents are bread.
And you’re toast.”

  #not the hero that gotham deserved #but the one that it kneaded  

The Dark Knight Rises

Stop

saltwatertherapy:

otterbatch:

onedirectionstraighttohell:littleliesl:

“My parents are bread.

And you’re toast.”

#not the hero that gotham deserved #but the one that it kneaded

The Dark Knight Rises

Stop

(Source: doodlecat, via wildandwild)

kaitlyncreates:

Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.

(via ghostdrive)

onelastwaltz:

teamsciles:

littlecofiegirl:

Stiles Stilinski getting his game on a.k.a. please don’t: [3/?]

Derek: It’s compressed as a ‘Rawr’.

did you just

im going to fucking scream

(via billtheradish)

sasstrekking:

artemisartistic:

I’m laughing way harder than I should

why have i not seen this thing before

sasstrekking:

artemisartistic:

I’m laughing way harder than I should

why have i not seen this thing before

(via ghostdrive)

mcgooglykins:

theangelhastheimpala:

Put up my Chris(tmas tree) today. It’s a Pine.

mcgooglykins:

theangelhastheimpala:

Put up my Chris(tmas tree) today. It’s a Pine.

(via wildandwild)

otiggerifico:

it’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

(via jebiwonkenobi)

Tags: fuck yes puns